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When someone uses their psychic ablilties to find out where you will go next so they can get there first so it doesnt look like they're stalking you when they acually are.
I was Psychic stalking so i didnt look like a stalker
When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery
Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow
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verb, a way of learning more about a person you know (or don't know), by reading their wall posts, information, or viewing their pictures, all anonymously.
1) This girl in my chem class is cute, i will have to facebook stalk her to find out more about her.
2) I found this guy i have never met before on facebook, i will have to facebook stalk him to learn more...
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Monitor Stalking – Someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.
Accountant 1 - I sure wish I had my bank statements.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.
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stalking a person to make sure that person is okay.
stalking someone to guarantee that no murderers or other people of less-than-honorable intention are.
ex. what moms do on facebook.
person: "why are you hiding in the bushes?"
safe-stalker: "i'm just safe-stalking so that nothing bad happens to you."
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The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)
A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.
Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off
Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)
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The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.
"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."
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