stapling your own hand

stapling your own hand is suicide

Are you stapling your own hand?

knock your own rock

A self congratulatory motion involving bumping one's own fists together in a "fist bump," reserved for moments of complete awesomeness.

Akin to phrases such as "toot your own horn" and "pat yourself on the back" that can convey exuberant celebration of a specific accomplishment and / or pride in a small, personal feat.

Person 2: That's tite,man! Did you celebrate with a fist bump or a jump-hip bump?

Person 1: No one would touch me after the event, so I had to knock my own rock.

Example:

Person 1: YESSSSS!! I BEAT DONKEY KONG AT 4 AM LAST NIGHT!

Person 2: Did you knock your own rock?

Person 1: Like a quarry worker!

Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.

“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

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I Own A Timber Company?

Expression showing ignorance of one's personal finances. Occurs when one's income or wealth is so great, he/she forgets about the sources.

George W. Bush: "I own a timber comany? That's news to me!"

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choose your own adventure

In message boards: These are normally topics that an author creates a main storyline, and have the other people periodically choose what action will follow next (usually at a critical point in the story). If done well, they can be one of the most enjoyable topics on a board.

NeoMario: Alex sees a girl comming towards him. He...

A) Walks up and tells her his name.
B) Runs away.
C) Casually say "Hi" when she gets close.
D) SeXX0rZ her FACE!!

MegamanEXE 2003:D!!!!111!!11
Cream: I think C ^.^
Ace: E) Ignore her since she's 300lb lesbian
gabbo: lol, then B :P

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Get your own box

reference to Cheez-It commercial in which greedy motherfathers are instructed to stop moochin and procure their own delicious cheese snacks


In hip circles, refers to people needing to raise up off deez and get their own style, own man, own clothes and own fucking Cheeze-Its

1. Mom to Daughter: Hey Becky - lemme wear you new sweater.
Daughter: Dont think so Moms - you betta get your own box!

2. Friend #1: Damn your man *is* fine.
Friend #2: Yeah he's fine and he's mine so you needs to be
gettin your own box, bitch.

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