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Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.
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Synonym for pullin' your pork.
My mom caught me pettin' the one-eyed snake last night. So embarassing!
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A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"
Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.
I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.
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One who has a boss eye and violates badgers
badger fucker
"Oh for fucks sake what has that boss eyed badger fucker done now?"
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of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs
when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!
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A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)
Man look at that one eyed trouser trout
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Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.
Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.
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