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situater

Situater: The pipe or any paraphernalia you do drugs from.
Situated: To be high or drunk. Situater is what your doing it from. Needle, pipe...ect.

Yo Lil Scrappy let me hit that situater! I been waitn all day to get high!

by The1Moore March 30, 2021


The Situation

Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"

"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."

by didhereallyjustsaythat December 11, 2009

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The Situation

A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.

"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."

by Big Freeze UFL February 1, 2010

867๐Ÿ‘ 318๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Situation

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.

by kidlou December 20, 2010

600๐Ÿ‘ 230๐Ÿ‘Ž


Situation

The situation .. yours never changed

Never does ..

Despite what you write

Soon?

lmao .. youโ€™ve been saying this for months now ..

Iโ€™ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks โ€ฆ

There were openings ..

But .. I see exactly why you donโ€™t/ canโ€™t each evening

I donโ€™t think you even get me/ realise my problem โ€ฆ

XWifey mk2 vibes

No thanks โ€ฆ

Got used to cuddling up to myself โ€ฆ

And talking to myself โ€ฆ

At least I know where I stand then ..

Donโ€™t think you have the same problem ..

Situation .. canโ€™t do bs

Wonโ€™t do bs

Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in

by LetsTalkAboutX April 16, 2023

28๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


situation

Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.

His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.

by Mel April 13, 2004

460๐Ÿ‘ 182๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Situation

When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

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